"Step Aside Coffee, This Is A Job For Alcohol" Gum

$1.50
Type: Candy

I have a lot of experience, I've been at this for a long time.

And I know what I need to succeed.
Booze, and lots of it.
But only the expensive kind.
That's the trick.

8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.